I'm too scared to even ask about Attack of the Potatoes. . . . ..

What about killer leaves? You know the Razor sharp ones that fall off of maple trees and go into attack formation by whirlwinds.

Alright then, I can understand that then. Canadian maple leaves, or the ones grown in the US?

Only Americans would have such a thing.

the canadian maple leaves. I hear that they cut to the bone.

The American maple leaves cut to and through the bone.

wow, i better stay away from those then.

We regularly have competitions where you gotta sky dive from a plane at 50,000 feet into maple tree groves without a parachute - you gotta dodge the leaves in such a way so that you come to a halt about half-way up the tree where you are then required to tap the tree with a siphon and suck the maple syrup right out of the trunk with just your lungs. The hard part is getting out of the tree - you gotta get the tree to think it's wintertime through sheer force of will, then dodge the leaves as their falling until there are no more leaves on the tree. The rest is simple: you jump off the tree grabbing the bucket full of syrup on your way down. You're scored for speed, dodging ability, and aerial stunts during the 50,000 foot fall and jump off the tree.

Why do we do it? We're just that bad-ass.

My gosh man, that is Epic! I wonder how much training you have to go through to do something like that. Weeks, Months, or even years?

Training? Why would we go through training for it?

Is it because our nationality is of a reckless kind, therefore daring themselves to many challenges without a second thought?

It's kinda off topic buuuuut, has this thread turned into another Answer my question with a question thread?

Let's hope that doesn't happen for we already have one.

Why should we hope that?

I will leave it up to you to answer you own question.